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v Burnside B   

27th April 2019   
Kickoff at 2-45pm   
Bob Deans Fields    

Be at Ayr Street before 2-00pm   
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   GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN, THAT CRATE OF BEER IS MINE!
   Saturday, 07 July 2018
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After the Canardlys defaced and disrespected the Sargentina TropHy last season, we resolved at the AGM to not play for it again as we did not want to dishonour the memory of John Sargentina further than what Christchurch did by putting it on the line again. So I left the fucker at home expecting our resolve to remain strong. It didn't, and somehow or other the coach announced it was up for grabs. So a must win situation for us then. Easy Peasey.

A couple of players returned from injury to help Dene celebrate his centenary match which was good to have them back in the squad.   Read more  



   A GAME OF TROPHIES. WINTER HAS COME. I AM THE GOD OF TITS AND WINE.
   Saturday, 30 June 2018
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With the spectre of wet weather and ground closures behind us (for now) a cold but gloriously fine day dawned and Keith assembled at Bus Driver Park to watch some girls play hockey. If I'm being honest, they were shit at it. So we left disappointed and meandered with no sense of panic or urgency into the changing sheds and got changed and had a bit of a moan at Muncher because why not?
A gentle run about on the field to loosen the limbs and oil up the joints followed by a stern talking to by Alex, Webby & Chief. Pre-game stuff done.

Of course, no important game would be complete without Dick Power's favourite love interest, the Fijian Lady Ref rearing her addled head and making a mess of things right when clarity and precision were needed. But hey ho, I've always said we don't win or lose matches because of a ref. But I may be forced to change my mind about that.   Read more  



   THE ASSASSINS? WHO ARE THEY WHEN THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE GAME?
   Saturday, 23 June 2018
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With our rugby season in a state of mild disarray, a friendly game against Shirley Colts was arranged after the Assassins withdrew and lost by default because, I don't know, they all went home to mummy and daddy because they had a week off? Anyways, instead of the U19 helping out, we had 4 excellent examples of CBHS 2nd XV showing us that the future of rugby is in good hands. Thanks very much to Ben, Cody, Corban and Gus. We'll have you back any day.  Read more  



   RUGBY IN DISARRAY. COUNCIL & UNION BATTLE EACH OTHER OVER GROUND CLOSURES. PLAYERS REVOLT AND GO TO THE PUB INSTEAD.
   Saturday, 16 June 2018
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We had a bit of a break from rugby at Queen's Birthday weekend which was nice, however, the invisible sky god sent rain last week and this week which sent the city council into a frenzy of panicked action and closed all sports fields.

One would think they have never prepared fields for winter sports with winter weather during the winter season before.

This puts us in a difficult position as we have the bye round next week which means our last game was 26th May and our next 30th June. 1 day short of 5 weeks without a game. Not good for our winning momentum to carry on.

Team management are making contingency plans for training and a possible game next week so stay alert, stay fit and stay angry.



   DONALD TRUMP IS A SMALL HANDED ORANGE IDIOT. JUST IN CASE HE READS THIS, NAZIS = BAD, GIVING REFUGE TO IMMIGRANTS = GOOD.
   Saturday, 26 May 2018
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Our old way of thinking started to rear it's slightly ugly head at the start of the game. A bit of a panic about numbers started to creep in and concern, bordering on paranoia about Burnside Div3 players running out for the Blackadders. These are minor distractions that can be put aside until the after match beersies and training next week. I do put my hand up for making the coach aware of the situation, but we calmed down soon enough to focus on the matters at hand. Such as not giving up the Challenge Shield.
As I said to Chief after the game, if we start to focus on individual players in individual positions, then we lose sight of the fact that we're a team with depth and cunning and guile and the ability to fill any position with any player. Maybe not as well as some players are typically in some positions, but fill them we can and will.  Read more  


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KEITH INCORPORATED

Incorporated [1499581] 29th March 2004
Secretary - John McKEAGE

Affiliated with
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(Incorporated [219862] 19th October 1960)
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