Keith vs Sumner - 10th July 2010
Keith vs Sumner Sharks
Ground: Bob Deans 3
Points: 0-5, 0-7, 0-12, 0-14, 5-14, 5-19, 5-21, 5-24, 10-24, 10-29
Tries: Jon BAIRD, Kristen CURRIE
Player of the Day: Simon GIFFORD
Photographs here: http://220.127.116.11/~keithpic/2010/20100710/
THERE'S A HOLE IN MY SHARK PROOF NET, DEAR LIZA DEAR LIZA
I really shouldn't drink when I think up things to say on here, because invariably everything I want to say is completely and marvelously wonderful; full of wit and insight with comments and commentary worthy of a pulitzer prize. But then I pass out and forget it all and have to spend my Sunday afternoon trying my damnest to remember what happened.
I do remememember that I had to mention that 100% definately without equivocation Jason 'Poodle' EVERSON DID NOT PLAY as you can see from the Team List. Contrary to the photographic evidence he grew a soft on, got Seaside Fever, undropped his balls, threw a wobbly and dislocated his kneecap all before the whistle blew to commence play.
Lars is wishing he did the same as he had to replace the jocular rotund one
with his own magnificant girth. Unfortunately, hitting the very soft grass at the speed of an ocean going tug in a 5knot restricted wtaer space proved too much for his body and he had to be carted off the field on a stretcher and got a free ambulance ride to visit the nice doctors and nurses at accident and emergency. His Mum was very concerned. So concerned in fact, she came back to the clubrooms, did a happy dance, snogged the barman, sculled a quick 7 ounce beer and showed Johnno her bra strap. 3 of those things may not be true
As to the actual game, umm, it was Bazzz's's's last one for the season. Pending his deportation. it was Toby's 2nd, Richard's 1st, Kevin's 15th (minute) and Currie Muncher Handbag Slapper Toe Jammy bastard's 4th try. Prick. Where were our flaming sambuccas?? Nowhere to be seen. Somehow I don't think he'll be selected again.
Rob had another great game and even Sally was there to see/hear about it. Toad kept his mouth and emotions under tight control. Uli replaced Hugheys (as expected) and Leyts got another high tackle (he is short after all).
Pies and Piez played well although one of them has been eating a bit more than the other and Hayden and Hayden played the type of rugby I used to play; no, really. Phil, after being pulled off, joined Phil in running up and down the sideline and Jonny and Johnny gave us some flying winger rugby although Johnny let Jonny catch up to him in this season's number of tries.
It's probably best to not talk about the ref sufficed to say you can hear what Trouty thinks of his abilities in the background to the video here. We've had him before and we'll get him again, so let's learn his ways before we get into trouble.
Overall, in general, and all those types of plattitudes and stuff, we didn't do too much wrong, except to not score more points than Sumner. But take heart, the finals are still within our solid reach.
Maybe I should write this drunk instead of sober(ish). Ahhh fuck it, you'll get it how it comes. And that's what she said.
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