Keith vs Linwood Bollocks
Ground: Bob Deans 3
Time: 2-45pm

Team List

Forwards
Greg BROWN
Peter HADDOCK
Phil KEARNS
Hayden ROBINSON
Kris CURRIE
Colin GRAVETT
Tom McGIRR
Kevin WILLIAMS

Backs
Bevan WEBB
Nick BROWN
Paul CRICHTON
Rob FOLEY
John LUXTON
John BAIRD
Adam JOHNSTON

Reserves
Jamin PIPER
Phil HUGHES
Hayden SMITH
Simon GIFFORD
Matt YATES
Richard BRACEY
Brendyn LAWSON
Leyton HUNT


Points: 3-0, 8-0, 10-0, 15-0, 20-0, 22-0, 27-0, 29-0, 34-0, 36-0, 41-0, 43-0

Tries: John LUXTON (2), Bevan WEBB (2), Rob FOLEY (2)
Conv: Nick BROWN (5)
Pen: Nick BROWN

Player of the Day: Colin GRAVETT

Photographs here: http://207.191.227.90/~keithpic/2010/20100807/

DOG'S BOLLOCKS GET A LICKING. AND LIKE IT.

"Good Afternoon, my name's Ric and I'll be your Referee for today. The special for today is 'Not much whistle, but plenty of advantage'. A lot of people are asking for that so I may not be able to deliver it. The soup of the day is inconsistant and comes with plenty of knock ons and a variety of forward passes. Dessert is flavoured with penalties against you, but is still delicious. Enjoy."

Congratulations to Dog on his 200th game and thanks for chosing us to share it with.

It all started with the shock of Trouty and Unit starting in the front row and it didn't stop there. Visiting from the hinterland and the wastes of the far north, Webby sauntered into the shed and demanded the number nine jersey. His skinny little legs still hold up a strong and agile body and the forwards were egged on by his constant jabbering at the back of scrums and mauls.
Unfortunately, Currie was still faffing about in the lineout making lifting by Unit difficult. Colin and Tom and Kev and H and Richard made being a loose forward look easy, even though it's bloody hard work. Nick, mainly because he was under the scrutiny of a visiting pack of spectators, sorted his kicking game out but neglected to give Poacher any tips on kick offs.

AJ fell down in a heap. No one knows why. He's probably just soft.
Another soft cock is this soft cock here. Partly because he's soft, but partly because he wont come to Kokatahi with the boys because his wife is having her birthday that Friday. It''s not as if she hasn't had one before. Soft.
Want to know what Hard looks like, Trouty's hard. Grrrr.

Congrats to Nick for passing 100 points (101) 9.181818181818181818181818181818 points per game,
Poacher passed 500 (507) 3.1296296296296296296296296296296 points per game
and Bravo reached 250, 2.40384615384615384615384615384615 points per game. Bloody good effort.
And for your entertainment, Currie has so far scored 0.897435897435897435897435 points per game.

Clubrooms were a bit messy, with the Ale House later pretty much the same. I know I was drunk. I know I still am.