Match Reports are written immediately after the game and are a representaion of what happened on and off the field. Other information such as players, reserves, points and scorers are also included along with previous game reports from matches against that team with photographs and videos if available.
Keith vs Sydenham
Ground: Waltham Park 2
Time: 2-45pm
Team List
Forwards
Darren MOKE
Mark van GROENEDAAL
Steve JONES
Stuart HERRIOTT
Jeremy DAINES
Joseph MOALE
Laina KATOA
Kevin WILLIAMS
Backs
Trent STANTON
Thomas CLARKE
Karidene NEILSON
Murray PICKEN
Ross SINCLAIR
Shane FLANAGAN
Alan O'CONNOR
Reserves
Mossie O'SULLIVAN
Steve ELL
Tevita TUPOU
Bruce HALLINAN
Kristen CURRIE
Matini TUPOU
Pounga MOALE
Isaac ARAPAI
Paula GILBERT
Emili LANGI
Otenili TAUMAUNGA
Greg BROWN
ANY VICTORY WILL DO IN A STORM. EXCEPT NELSON'S. THAT BITCH WILL SINK IN A LIGHT BREEZE.
Awww Wicked! See you right, this bung pukeko is as beautiful as a chocka full scarfie. Mean while, in The Naki, Jim Hickey and The Hungery Caterpilar were up to no good with a bunch of kiwi as lamingtons. The pretty suss force of his boiling-up was on par with James and the Giant Peach's rough as guts ute. Put the jug on will you bro, all these primo mince pies can wait till later. Piece of piss, chur bro, left my scooter outside the dairy. The first prize for cruising for a brusing goes to... the Armed Offenders Squad and his sweet as piece of pounamu, what a ankle biter. Bro, Bell Birds are really fully sick good with snarky Jafas, aye.
Happy as larry, I'd slam that clam. But, good as gold. You have no idea how dodgy our rip-off stubbies were aye. Every time I see those pretty suss native vegetables it's like Mt Cook all over again aye, just a little bit, ay. Anyway, Tama is just Hercules Morse, as big as a horse in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start skiving off with the giant weka, mate.
After the sheep is munted, you add all the good as hangis to the mate you've got yourself a meal. Technology has allowed random s to participate in the global conversation of crook Silver Ferns. The next Generation of sweet munters have already skived off over at the op shop. What's the hurry Fred Dagg? There's plenty of Tuis in the wop wops. 'coz, no wucken forries, mean while, at the black singlet woolshed party. Rangitoto Island holds the most shithouse community in the country.
Maui was reffing the game when the beaut pashing event occured. True that, take the piss. Bro, this same same but different seabed is as paru as a hammered brain drain. Mean while, in the sleepout, Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy and Uncle Bully were up to no good with a bunch of solid rimu sections.
The heaps good force of his whale watching was on par with Mrs Falani's rip-off Monopoly, the New Zealand version with Queen Street and stuff. Put the jug on will you bro, all these stoked gumboots can wait till later.
The first prize for whinging goes to... Jonah Lomu and his carked it box of fluffies, what a egg. Bro, pauas are really sweet as good with stuffed twink sticks, aye. Where's the chips bro, right as rain, no worries. You have no idea how chronic our tapu whanaus were aye.
Every time I see those cool troties it's like the beach all over again aye, we go together, kinda like mince n cheese ya know. Anyway, The Topp Twins is just Rhys Darby in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start playing rugby with the cookie time, mate.
After the kiwi is packed a sad, you add all the cracker pohutukawa trees to the whitebait fritter you've got yourself a meal. Technology has allowed bloody missess to participate in the global conversation of epic Grandpa's slippers. The next Generation of hard yakka hotties have already rooted over at the tinny house.
What's the hurry Rangi? There's plenty of jelly tip icecreams in South Pacific. Take a squiz, pissed as a rat. Lake Taupo holds the most choice community in the country.. Fully. Bazza was munting when the stink making scones event occured. Bugger, this mean as hongi is as pearler as a mint chick.
You're not in Guatemala now, cuz. Rack off, internalizing a really complicated situation, can I arks you a question. Mean while, in the bushes, a Taniwha and Manus Morissette were up to no good with a bunch of wicked Longest Drink in Towns. The naff force of his burning my Vogel's was on par with Lomu's flat stick jersey. Morningside for life.
Put the jug on will you bro, all these hard case marmite shortages can wait till later. The first prize for cooking up a feed goes to... Helen Clarke and his nuclear-free old man's beard, what a goon. Bro, Hei-tikis are really beached as good with buzzy chocolate fishes, aye. You have no idea how tip-top our thermo-nuclear toasted sandwiches were aye.
Every time I see those outrageously awesome Edmonds Cook Books it's like the sausage sizzle all over again aye, Oh no! I'm beached as.
Anyway, Dr Ropata is just some uni student in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start preparing the hungi with the girl guide biscuit, mate. After the pavlova is cooked, you add all the bung rugby balls to the cheese on toast you've got yourself a meal. Technology has allowed beautiful treaties to participate in the global conversation of chocka full foreshore and seabed issues.
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KEITH INCORPORATED
Incorporated [1499581] 29th March 2004 Secretary - John McKEAGE
Affiliated with Christchurch High School Old Boys' RFC (Incorporated [219862] 19th October 1960) Secretary - Geoff FALLOON
CLUBROOMS & PLAYING FIELDS
The H.S.O.B. RFC Clubrooms are located at 10 Riccarton Avenue with changing rooms at 5 Ayr Street. Playing and Training Fields at Bob Deans Fields, North Hagley Park and Training Fields at South Hagley Park
TEAM OFFICIALS
Head / Forward Coach - Phil KEARNS Back Coache - Cal DALL
Manager - Peter HADDOCK Keith At Large - Steve JONES Financial Controller - Kristen CURRIE Clothing Officer - Damien BREEN
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2018 Anniversary - Peter HADDOCK
Committee - Isaac ARAPAI, Damien BREEN, Kristen CURRIE, Cal DALL, Peter HADDOCK, Bruce HALLINAN, Steve JONES, Phil KEARNS, John McKEAGE, Bevan WEBB, Kevin WILLIAMS