Keith vs Burnside
Ground: Burnside Park 5
Time: 2-45pm

Team List
Forwards
Mark Van GROENEDAAL
Darren MOKE
Phil KEARNS
Kevin WILLIAMS
Dagan Da ROZA
Colin GRAVETT
Karl HADDOCK
Freddy BROADMORE

Backs
Bevan WEBB
Brian GRIFFITHS
Andy McGILL
Adam JOHNSTON
Leyton HUNT
Patrick LUCEY
Frankie SOLI

Reserves
Andrew BADDLEY
Stuart HERRIOTT
Isaac ARAPAI
Lachie McPHAIL
Ian COWAN
Damien BREEN
Bruce HALLIMAN
Seamus MURPHY
Brett McNEILL
Blake BUCHAN
Simon BARNES
Rob FOLEY
Richard POWER
Johnny LUXTON

Points: 0-3, 5-3, 7-3, 12-3, 12-8, 12-0, 12-15, 12-18

Tries: Daarren MOKE, Johnny LUXTON
Conv: Brian GRIFFITHS
Pen:

Player of the Day: Karl HADDOCK
Most Valuable Player: Andy McGILL

Photographs here: http://gallery.keith.org.nz/2013/20130525/
Videos here: http://keithrugby.com/keithvideos/2013/20130525.html

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, BY THE GRACE OF GOD AND UPON THE HONOUR OF KARL AND ALL OF HIS VARIOUS STEP-MOTHERS, I HEREBY PRONOUNCE THIS A NOT VERY EXCITING GAME.

However, it did have periods of individual brilliance. Which is something we try not to encourage as it upsets the Old Coves.
The good thing about Burnside Park is it's not Dog Shit Park or that Shit Hole out at Sheldon, so with those salient points in mind let us with ease, lay back and reminisce about who did what wrong, where things went right, and what's the agenda for the coming games.
Big Daz scored his 11th try as you'll see in the video, Johnny LUXTON scored one more to add to his fair share and will no doubt use the retelling of how he went about it as a panty losener on some unsuspecting young thing. Brian and Brett both had poorly defined aim in the kicking arena and some little gobshite thinks you can charge down a penalty. What NZRFU training video they got that from I'll never know.

Dirk got white line double vision. And we will never ever let him forget it. Law 9.A. Try. When an attacking player is first to ground the ball in the opponents’ in-goal, a try is scored.
Other parts of the game of note are there were multiple lineout cock ups, several scrummaging disasters and other bits of flotsam and jetsam floating and jettisoning about. Needs work, as every teacher I ever had used to write on reports I handed in (late).

Thee beers flowed freely at the Ale House afterwards and many thirsts were quenched. Isn't that the ultimate point of Rugby Football Union?