Keith vs Suburbs S
Ground: Hoon Hay 1
Time: 2-45pm

Team List
Forwards
Darren MOKE
Mark Van GROENEDAAL
Ian COWAN
Callum BOWMAN
Andrew BADDLEY
Colin GRAVETT
Freddy BROADMORE
Barrie GIBBS

Backs
Bevan WEBB
Brett McNEILL
Paul CRICHTON
Seamus MURPHY
Patrick LUCEY
Gary RCHARDS
Richard POWER

Reserves
Liam KELLY
Bruce HALLINAN
Isaac ARAPAI
Kevin WILLIAMS
Phil KEARNS
Paul KENNEDY
Adam JOHNSTON
Blake BUCHAN
Frankie SOLI
Brendyn LAWSON


Points: 5-0, 7-0, 7-5, 1-5, 12-10, 17-10, 19-10, 19-13, 22-13, 25-13, 28-13, 28-18, 28-20, 33-20, 35-20

Tries: Paul CRICHTON (2), Richrd POWER, Paul KENNEDY
Conv: Brett McNEILL (3)
Pen: BrettMcNEILL (3)



Player of the Day:
Most Valuable Player: Brett McNEILL

Photographs here: http://gallery.keith.org.nz/2013/20130706/Videos here: http://www.keithrugby.com/keithvideos/2013/20130706.html


NEVER IN THE FIELD OF MALE TEAM BONDING HAS A RUBBER DOUBLE ENDED DILDO PLAYED SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART

Let's forget we were over the dodgy end of town. Let's forget the ref on the next field got carted away unconscious in an ambulance. Let's forget we had a loss last week. Instead, let's remember Trouty's got twin daughters who are allowed in bars. Let's do it for Trouty's childen! Except for Karl.

It's hard to prepare a game plan against a team we've not encountered before but with skilled men such as Freddy, Webby, Ui, Toad and Goober coming out of the starting blocks, the prospects for a good game seem excellent.

And excellent it was. Toad in for a double try fest, Brett in for a triple conversion and triple penalty fest. And skinny Irish boys in for singular trys too. Was a delight to watch.

With the game next door called off 20 minutes into the game, Suburbs had a miraculous increase in their reserve numbers. Ours stayed quite at normal levels with 10 coming on and 6 sitting the game out, but we shall blame the ref for that.

The win quite nicely set up the aftermatch festivities at the Keith Pavilion. Of which not much shall be said here. Sufficed to say, for me, it was simultaneously the worst and the best I've seen the Keiths in a very very long time.

Well done to everyone for not breaking any bones or suffering more than the usual sore hangover head. I feel like a pizza, $5 should cover it.