We luff you Dirk. Shame the only female who does is your mum though. Maybe you'll find the right one on the Coast. Anyways, huge congrats from Keith on reaching your sesquicentennial in almost one piece.

I try my best to think only of the game in hand and to not try and run the scenarios through my head about if we win this and someone else loses that and if there isn't a huge points differential then maybe we can get the home semi-final. It's hard not to do when you've put so much effort on the field to get where we are, but ultimately, we can play only one game at a time and concentrate on what we're doing and not on any other team. So, two more competition games to go, and let's play those before we play finals footy.  Read more