Keith return from Kokatahi intact and in good spirits. Mostly vodka and red bull spirits.

Of course, many things can never be repeated about what happened, but Red's fascination with a pink double ended dildo needs some consideration; as does Dirk's familiarity with a tame Kune Kune pig(let).

Big thanks to Trouty and Paddy for driving the boys over and back and for not killing anyone along the way. Big thanks also to Piez for the tour cards, although he did forget the gauntlet cards. Extra big thanks to Grenville, Vicky and Sal for not overcharging us too much on the piss and food and beds and for welcoming us again into their home.

Court session on Saturday provided some interesting insights into the inner working of some Keiths, and I will always wonder why some people blatantly lie to the Judges and think they can get away with it.

The Ashes were a marvelous tournament to watch as always. Especially when Trouty coughed at the last ball and handed the trophy over to it's new holders, Dirk and Johnno.

Of course, the ultimate prize is Keith of the Year. Every year it's getting more and more difficult to decide on who shall be awarded the trophy, and this year was no different. Dirk, who had only an hour earlier, won The Ashes, was pipped at the post by Dick who gave an emotion filled speech and then continued drinking heavily.


Well done to everybody who participated in the weekend.

Photographs can be found here http://gallery.keith.org.nz/2014/20140829/ and videos here https://www.youtube.com/user/keithrugby/videos