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   100 GAMES. 12 YEARS. 40 POINTS. 79 MINUTES ON THE FIELD.

   Saturday, 28 April 2018
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Thanks to Australia, the weather was shite. Which meant even skittery backs looked like they'd been near someone getting tackled. Twas a particularly muddy afternoon. For spectators too.

But the mud didn't take the gloss off that which has been brewing for a while, Kristen's (girls name) centenary match. He's been talking about it for the last three years to anyone who'll listen, and those who didn't want to listen. 100 games lumbering about awkwardly is a terrific achievement and is very well deserved. He even managed to get a few punches in for good measure. The Father in Law, Missus, Kids and dog all had a good view of it all so that was good.  Read more  



   THUNDERLOCKIN. 32 MEN ENTER. 1 TEAM LEAVES.
   Monday, 23 April 2018
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   RELAX. ENJOY YOURSELF. HAVE A BEER. PUT YOUR FEET UP.
   Tuesday, 17 April 2018
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We've got the bye this week, so rest your unprepared body for training on Thursday and put your mind towards being a good person. Because you know what you did that time with the thing at the place. Sicko.



   SPECIAL GENERAL MEETING OF KEITH INCORPORATED
   Monday, 16 April 2018
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This is the official notice of the Special General Meeting of Keith Incorporated.
To be held at 6-00pm in the Keith Pavilion on Saturday, 28th April 2018.

New Membership Applications received in addition to those listed below will also be considered.

http://files.keith.org.nz/incorporated/



   "HAS EVERYONE GOT THEIR MOUTHGUARDS?" "YES, WE'RE NOT CHILDREN" "*WHISTLE BLOWING NOISE* YOU JUST GOT 10 MINUTES IN THE BIN FOR NOT WEARING A MOUTHGUARD"
   Saturday, 14 April 2018
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Alex: We should take a bus to the seaside
Team: Yay!!!! Bus Bus Bus Bus Bus Bus!!
Management: How we gone pay for this sucka?
Team: Get Muncher to pay. His wife's a gynecologist.

So goes the tale how we took a bus to Sumner for an easy ride. Except the driver didn't know how to get there, or back. With our only adult supervision (Courtney and Petra) leading the way we travelled over to Sumner with good spirits and a good team feeling we were going to win and shake off the last three losses against the Sharks with style.
That was the feeling, truely.

A longer than usual warm up run delivered by fitness and back coach, Ross, gave the boys the best start to the match possible when it finally kicked off; after a minute's silence in memory of Fergie McCORMICK first.  Read more  



   THE ONE WHERE NEW BOYS FEATURE PROMINENTLY ON THE FIELD, BUT NOT AT THE CLUBROOMS AFTERWARDS BUT WE STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAY?

   Sunday, 08 April 2018
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It's always tough writing the first up match report of a new season after a long hiatus doing shit that's not rugby related when if truth be told, the non rugby related shit was a lot easier to do but not quite so enjoyable because fuckin' NEW BOYS GALORE!!!
Trouty never bought quality New Boys to the team like this, except for Dick POWER whom many believe was Karl HADDOCK'S identical twin brother which everyone at first thought was lost in one of those in-utero cannibalistic things that happen but that Trouty recognised from the pile in the rubbish as a potential quality player. So to have this many quality New Boys is good. I think. I'm not sure where I'm going with this. It'll turn out fine later on I'm sure.

Nine of the starting Fifteen were New Boys and they fit in just nicey thank you. I can now see where we went wrong for the last 40 years. You have to be able to run and pass and catch and kick and not die of exhaustion. Who knew?  Read more  



   FIONA SAYS CAL HAS TO RETIRE. CAL ISN'T SURE. FIONA SAYS CAL HAS TO RETIRE. CAL ANNOUNCES HIS RETIREMENT.
   Wednesday, 04 April 2018
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KEITH INCORPORATED

Incorporated [1499581] 29th March 2004
Secretary - John McKEAGE

Affiliated with
Christchurch High School Old Boys' RFC
(Incorporated [219862] 19th October 1960)
Secretary - Geoff FALLOON
CLUBROOMS & PLAYING FIELDS

The H.S.O.B. RFC Clubrooms are located at
10 Riccarton Avenue with
changing rooms at 5 Ayr Street.
Playing and Training Fields
at Bob Deans Fields, North Hagley Park
and Training Fields at South Hagley Park
TEAM OFFICIALS

Head / Forward Coach - Phil KEARNS
Back Coache - Cal DALL

Manager - Peter HADDOCK
Keith At Large - Steve JONES
Financial Controller - Kristen CURRIE
Clothing Officer - Damien BREEN
TEAM OFFICIALS

Social Media Officer - John McKEAGE
2018 Anniversary - Peter HADDOCK

Committee - Isaac ARAPAI, Damien BREEN, Kristen CURRIE, Cal DALL, Peter HADDOCK, Bruce HALLINAN, Steve JONES, Phil KEARNS, John McKEAGE, Bevan WEBB, Kevin WILLIAMS
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