Match Reports are written immediately after the game and are a representaion of what happened on and off the field. Other information such as players, reserves, points and scorers are also included along with previous game reports from matches against that team with photographs and videos if available.
Keith vs Lyttelton
Ground: Bob Deans 3
Time: 2-45pm Team List
Forwards
Isaac ARAPAI
Jamie GRIEVE
Phil KEARNS
Kristen CURRIE
Simon GIFFORD
Peter HADDOCK
Sam BROWN
Kevin WILLIAMS
Backs
Bevan WEBB
Richard POWER
Paul CRICHTON
Ross SINCLAIR
John LUXTON
Steve ELLS
Tito SEMIOLA
Reserves
Fred BROADMORE
Ian COWAN
Steve JONES
Stuart HERRIOTT
Isireli GUYISE
Phil HUGHES
Mike BREUKER
Simon BARNES
Nick BOLTON
Frankie SOLI
Rob FOLEY
Shane WELSH
Dave CLAUSEN
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE, WHERE I'LL BE ON A SATURDAY EVE. IF I DIE IN A LYTTELTON DITCH, BURY ME WITH DIRKY'S EX-WIFE.
Big Day 'O' Footy. And decision time too. Do we play to celebrate our seasons end, play to deny Lyttelton a chance at the title or play just to get an awful season over and done with? I'm proud to say we played for Keith and our Team mates and Toad and Kev and Freddy and Chester and Jonesy and Jamie who all reached personal game milestones. And we played because we wanted to beat bloody Lyttelton whom we have never beaten before.
Toad gave us some inspiration to help us on our own way to reach the same number of games (300) and the same number of points (806 or 2 ⅔ points per game) as he did. A remarkable achievement that the club didn't seem to really care about as much as we did.
As expected, Lyttelton came out strong in their pool of available players, while we came out strong in scoring first. Which set the tone for the entire game. Until it changed a bit to pushing and shoving and sin binning and stuff later on. But the start was the start we'd been wanting for the previous 16 games or so, so I was well chuffed we finally got it right. Tito, once he learns the rules and where to position himself and gets to know the difference in wing and full back will be a bloody good asset to the team next season provided his probation officer (Webby) can get him to the games on time. Or at all. Bravo and his Dad also have a career in Keith rugby if they want it. They've only played 250 (actually 249 but who's counting) games between them and both dotted down in casual, yet comfortable style each. Dick, the friendliest player in the team with more friends than you and I and 4 random strangers put together have, kicked most of the tries (including his own) which went down well with his friends. many of whom were at home flicking through the TV channels trying to find the game but eventually giving up and watching women's softball instead.
Oh, and Sam scored too.
Talking about backs like this makes me wonder if I'm getting soft in my old age. Probably, but my heart will always lie in the forwards. Amongst the scrums and mauls and lineouts. Of which Dirk needs practice at and Muncher needs a full face guard to protect his nose. Jamie just needs someone to run the fuck at in imitation of Kev circa 2012-14 style, and Simon can do whatever he wants. He's old enough (54) to have this rugby lark down pat. But you would think Trouty and Uli would know better.
The ref gave us some moments of incredulity but to his credit, made the same decision throughout the game with equal parity. Although we had 50% more sinbinning than Lyttelton.
Split second decisions at crucial end of game moments have been the hallmark of our undoing this year. And another possibly happened. At 3 points up, and a penalty close to the line, debate raged on the side line as to go for the try or take a shot at 3 pooints. 3 points were eventually taken which of course, left a converted try open to Lyttelton to snatch victory from us. Of which situation they, and the Ref, took advantage of for longer than was good for our collective hearts. Luckily, time ran out for them, keeping the score in our favour. Just.
Ending on a High (or so I'm told) was a damned good feeling and I hope the boys remember that feeling when deciding on what to do over the summer for next season.
Oh, and Breen, you've changed brother. Marriage has changed you.
FUCK IT. THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE RUGBY PARK. WHO LET BIG RED BOTH DRIVE & NAVIGATE?
I think we actually lost this game, and last weeks game, three weeks ago we the team somehow or other decided to not put the effort in. I also think we lost this game we the team somehow started relying on players who we knew may not be available and still didn't factor that in as a possibility. I also think that it doesn't matter what I think. It matters what you guys want and it matters how you guys respond to set backs.
The response, no matter how solid and Keithly it may be, may not be enough in the time frame left to us.
So if we give up and say the season's finished or give our all to make the season end worthwhile is the choice that is put before us. Choose wisely.
Was good to have Ross back to replace the sudden departure of Murray and good to have Uli, Freddy and Mark settling the forwards. Some aspects of forward play were better than others and I wont mention the lineout throw ins at all except to say that can Kevin Mealamu come and give us some pointers please?
Webby talked his way into a marriage he didn't know he was partaking in and yet still managed to talk the forwards into doing excellent forwardy things at rucks and mauls so the skittery backs could do skittery back things like run and pass and stuff. I'm still not sure if I prefer Dick up front or deep in the back, but whichever position he finds himself in on a week by week basis, he doesn't disappoint. Bravo and Ross also did not disappoint but Toad who pulled a hammy last week came off early with the same problem. His old old old mate Rob filed in nicely for him though.
Talking about disappointments. Am I disappointed in our season scores and position in the competition? Yes. Am I disappointed in you guys? No. Except for Breen naturally. He's like the puppy I USED to have who wouldn't do as he was told. But I showed him.
I'm really looking forward to next week against Lyttleton. Maybe we can unleash ourselves fully knowing we've got nothing to lose.
Next week is also a huge week for some players. Mr JONES, Mr BARNES and Mr GRIEVE will all reach 25 games, Mr BROADMORE will be on 50, Mr WILLIAMS will be on 75 and Mr CRICHTON will be on 300. Celebratory drinks all round I think.
Thanks to those who turned up at Keasty's for a few so we could listen to Mike and Trouty bleat about how much money they were losing gambling on future dog food and to watch the Warriors disintergrate as usual.
Countries from where Keith Members have come from.
KEITH INCORPORATED
Incorporated [1499581] 29th March 2004 Secretary - John McKEAGE
Affiliated with Christchurch High School Old Boys' RFC (Incorporated [219862] 19th October 1960) Secretary - Geoff FALLOON
CLUBROOMS & PLAYING FIELDS
The H.S.O.B. RFC Clubrooms are located at 10 Riccarton Avenue with changing rooms at 5 Ayr Street. Playing and Training Fields at Bob Deans Fields, North Hagley Park and Training Fields at South Hagley Park
TEAM OFFICIALS
Head / Forward Coach - Phil KEARNS Back Coache - Cal DALL
Manager - Peter HADDOCK Keith At Large - Steve JONES Financial Controller - Kristen CURRIE Clothing Officer - Damien BREEN
TEAM OFFICIALS
Social Media Officer - John McKEAGE
2018 Anniversary - Peter HADDOCK
Committee - Isaac ARAPAI, Damien BREEN, Kristen CURRIE, Cal DALL, Peter HADDOCK, Bruce HALLINAN, Steve JONES, Phil KEARNS, John McKEAGE, Bevan WEBB, Kevin WILLIAMS