Match Reports are written immediately after the game and are a representaion of what happened on and off the field. Other information such as players, reserves, points and scorers are also included along with previous game reports from matches against that team with photographs and videos if available.
Keith Subs are what help us maintain our lavish lifestyle and they are now due for payment.
$100 if paid by the 30th April. After that date they rise to $125.
Please carefully ease the notes out of your wallet and pass onto Phil or Trout with a smile on your face while grimacing at the same time time. Exactly the face every woman has when Dirk starts talking to them.
If you need to make part payments, please see Trouty in confidence.
(will still be $100 if arranged before 30/4/2016)
Keith v Linwood B - 9th April 2016
Our good friends from Linwood couldn't quite hear us in our praise for the condition of the Number 1 field at Linfield, but that's only because they stacked the team with half the NZ Deaf squad. Handy little players, and their skills only improved with the mediocrity of the referee.
Good to see the return to Keith after last weekend boozing up instead of playing of Dick, Dirk, Breen, Mark, Toad and Trouty. Although really, only one of them was of a great deal of use. Dirk didn't even bring enough hamburgers for everyone, but Breen managed to bring a cuddly dog, so that was nice. Read more
Keith v Belfast M - 2nd April 2016
Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact, not dead. Also contrary to popular belief, Muncher did a good job being coach, captain, manager and host. Or maybe it was simply because his father in law was watching. Who can say.
With an awful lot of Keiths not at rugby because their female bosses decided they'd rather be out in the cold and damp or North Hagley Park drinking beer, we started with a surprisingly strong and committed team of 19 (Piez was neither strong nor committed so I didn't count him in that number) which was bolsted by our Fijian friends arriving very late and Goober also arriving very late. No matter, they did their 20 minutes at the end. Read more
Top 5 teams played against
Shirley 38 times (10'9%), Christchurch 36 times (10.3%), Marist-Albion 32 times (9.2%), Sydenham 32 times (9.2%) and Burnside 31 times (8.9%)
Bottom 5 tems played against
Parklands 1 time (0.3%), Hornby 1 time (0.3%), Lyttleton 4 times (1.1%), Otautahi 7 times (2.0%) and Merivale/Lincoln University 13 times (3.7%) http://charts.keith.org.nz/teams/all_teams_number_games_total.html
TWO DAYS AFTER ANNOUNCING THE COMPETITION, CRFU CHANGE THEIR MINDS AND INVENT A WHOLE NEW ONE, OR TWO.
Instead of being one competition as it has been for eons we now face a split competition.
METRO DIVISION 4 - CUP
METRO CLASSICS – CUP
It's telling that the only team with an official knickname is in the D4 round are the Wankers.
Countries from where Keith Members have come from.
Incorporated  29th March 2004 Secretary - John McKEAGE
Affiliated with Christchurch High School Old Boys' RFC (Incorporated  19th October 1960) Secretary - Geoff FALLOON
CLUBROOMS & PLAYING FIELDS
The H.S.O.B. RFC Clubrooms are located at 10 Riccarton Avenue with changing rooms at 5 Ayr Street. Playing and Training Fields at Bob Deans Fields, North Hagley Park and Training Fields at South Hagley Park
Head / Forward Coach - Phil KEARNS Back Coache - Cal DALL
Manager - Peter HADDOCK Keith At Large - Steve JONES Financial Controller - Kristen CURRIE Clothing Officer - Damien BREEN
Social Media Officer - John McKEAGE
2018 Anniversary - Peter HADDOCK
Committee - Isaac ARAPAI, Damien BREEN, Kristen CURRIE, Cal DALL, Peter HADDOCK, Bruce HALLINAN, Steve JONES, Phil KEARNS, John McKEAGE, Bevan WEBB, Kevin WILLIAMS